The season when Africans are treated to televised practices of moral decadence.
This time round there are 27 africans in that famous Sodom and Gomorrah called ‘’the house’’
The big brother is one thing that has ever added any value to this continent if you ask me. The fact that the take home prize for the last idiot standing has been raised to US dollars 200,0000 does not even justify the objective behind this big brother thing. It beats me where is the fun is in locking up random strangers in a house then waiting for them to fall sick, fight, have sex or shower ?
I think some bored white guy was hanging out with his friends when he suddenly had a moment of inspiration and said to his pals ‘‘ ….hey guys what if we started a reality show where we lock up guys, put them under camera surveillance get them drunk occasionally and watch them having sex…?..’’ Then the friends stared at him in awe and exclaimed …’’ you are a genius !!!!” in their lives they had never such an intelligent man . That’s how it spread to the Motherland.
Enough with trying to figure out the genesis of this madness -The Big Brother .
So back to the house I hear the Kenyan Participant Millicent was a pioneer of sorts . She is said to have been the first to kiss someone on the show – on the second day !!
This is reminiscent of a former female participant who left an indelible mark in the house for her bi-sexual shenanigans I wonder if she was left with a tongue after the departure from the house. Woman used to lick and kiss anything. Her name escapes me but it wouldn’t add value to my life if I remembered.
She came back and like minded fans feted her like she had come back with a Marathon gold medal .One radio presenter yapped on and on about how this woman had made kenya proud- I cringed in pain.
Sadly for the weeks running Africans will keep their eyes glued to their screens with abated breath grabbing their nethers in anticipation, waiting just waiting for someone to get naked. The specimens in the house will be treated to alcohol ,discretion and inhibition will be frowned upon. They’ll be given childish tasks like singing nursery rhymes and playing hide and seek. They will make bubbles out of soapy water .
I’m sure there will be a task where they will cross dress. It’s the big brother and 200,000 US Dollars for grabs. The first lady to flash a boob will be lavished with praise and the first man to lay a woman in the house will go down in continental history .
Nonsense utter nonsense and waste of time !
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